2015

Austin graduated high school. i cried then i spent a wonderful summer with him getting up early and playing video games. then he left for basic and my year went down hill fast. school started so then my year continued to drop because i could not sit in my house and be sad anymore. then he graduated Basic and i went to that. that was fun besides the being sick and puking everywhere. then i had to come home and be alone again. then cheer started and that got a little better. but honestly i just cant wait for it to be next Friday then after January 2nd i will only want it to be March 3rd. i think 2016 will be better because i will see him and Graduate but then i have to adult and i don't want to adult.

The Wonders of Winter

so you have never seen snow before?? well let me tell u about it... its beautiful but its cold. then when cars drive on it, it becomes this nasty slush that soaks into ur clothing and shoes. but its beautiful on Christmas but any other time i would be fine with it never happening again until next year. you can make snowmen and snow angels and it can even get you out of school if there is enough. overall snow can be a pretty cool but i would be fine with as little of it a possible. so i hope you enjoyed our little chat you can go back to ur life now.

I Am Kim Possible!!

I am Kim Possible!! just kidding my envelope said bring money wrapping paper and a snack next Monday. what could this be!!?? then Nuaman came out to the hall and asked me if i would be able to get all that stuff.  it was from miss Nuaman about our National Honor Society trip. honestly i was kinda disappointing but all over im too lazy to be a spy.  so then i continued on to Mrs. R's class. just like the usual day. then i did math and then down to accounting 2 to do more math and then senior seminar. but then.... LUNCH!!! my favorite part of the day :)

The Turkey Purge

the turkey purge is when the city of turkeys either closes up and hides or goes to find the one that will die this year at thanksgiving. of course i hide with my family bc i am a weak turkey and would die. but the last year they changed it up and they choose someone instead of just the ones that choose to fight. so they barged into my neighbors house and took the father of the family and he was the thanksgiving turkey that year. his family was slowly picked off later that year and i fear that my house is next. the end.

Jolly Ball

you know the Jolly balls that you give horses well you have to kick it into a basketball hoop without using your hands or fingers or even your butt. just your feet. then its mostly like volleyball because it cant hit the ground and you wont be able to move while u have the ball with your toes. the scoring works like golf though so you work back wards from 100 and the fist to zero wins the whole game. because there are so many points it happens over the coarse of two days. i would never be able to play it since i have no core to channel my strength from.

The Journey of the Chicken That Dreamed of Becoming a Turkey.

The chicken crossed the road to be a turkey. this particular chicken had always dreamed of dying on a platter to be dined upon by humans. so the journey must begin with a trip through a deep dark forest but that went fine with no problem. then a devastating and scary trip through the bottom of the ocean with all of these awful monsters and demons. he never met any of them. then this awful and horrible trip through this super boring museum. but he just walked right through and had a wonderful lunch. so his journey went so well the road he had to cross wouldn't be any problem. he took three steps then got run over by a car. he never got to be a turkey.

Micheal Myers VS The Headless Horsemen

so this fight is happening because MM said some choice words about HH girlfriend. it started it out with yelling and some bad words and insults. then they attacked each other. MM with his knife and HH with his ax. both good blades but not very equal in this case because HH has more has more anger and a greater range. HH swings with his ax of course going for MM's head. but MM ducks and avoids the blow while swinging his knife towards HH. HH avoids that blow and swings back at MM. MM avoids that blow and swings back at HH. then this continues on for quite some time then they get tired and then they just went home and never spoke to each other again.

10 Movies

i enjoy movies and i really couldn't think of anything else that i like so here it goes and these are so not in order...

1) Back to the future 3: is my absolute favorite because Doc finds a really pretty girl and have Jules and Vern.
2) Back to the Future: it is the start to my favorite movie series ever.
3) Mulan: it is the best girl power movie ever made and it makes me proud to be a woman.
4) Children Of The Corn: i would watch it with Siarra and freak each other out.
5) Nightmare before Christmas: because it is amazing and jack was totally my first crush.
6) V for Vendetta: because i love when the hero is a bad ass.
7) Aladdin: i love this movie because she has a pet tiger.
8) Finding Nemo: because im dumb like dory.
9) White Guys can't jump: because it reminds me of my boyfriend because he's white and plays basketball.
10) White Chicks: it reminds me of Gwen and Gwens pretty cool.

It's Up All Over Again.

so im at this yard sale because my mother just had to go. well im walking around and im a sucker for baby shoes. so in see this adorable pair and start freaking out because they are so cute. the owner dude walks up and starts just talking out of no where and i keep trying to get out of the conversation but he just keeps going. he talks about how his wife died a couple years ago and these are all her things that he finally got to selling. then he tells me that he does not have any kids and i am like oh that is sad. then he goes i those shoes you were looking at were bought for his first kid and he starts to get choked up and a lone tear runs down his face. he whisper "he never came home, and he took my wife with him." then  he walked away and i went home.

The Hash Slinging Slasher Continued

So everyone knows the story of The Hash Slinging Slasher well most people believe that it was that dude that wanted to be a fry cook but really that was his gay cousin. the real hash slinging slasher is still out there watching and waiting to strike again. and he has moved on from the Krusty Krab he is now on land and McDonald's are his first stop, but maybe a burger king every once in a while. since we live in a town that does not have a burger king or McDonald's i guess we are good. so yeah... byye.

Scar has Scar's of the Heart

i am writing about the misunderstood lion Scar. he just wanted to be noticed and to feel loved. when people only saw him as a power crazed mad man that killed the king. sure he did do all that stuff but he just wanted the affection of his family. honestly i think he had daddy issues. his father totally favored Mufasa more than scar probably the man or the reason that scar has a scar on his face. he was an attention case, he just wanted to be noticed so he decided that bad attention was better than non at all.

Down With Saget!!

so bob Saget is super annoying and i want to punch Jesse every time he says it so i am placing bob in the book 1984 because like Bob it is not my favorite. so instead of down with big brother its down with bob saget. he is the supreme leader of this new world and he is dumb and ruins everyone's lives with awful rules.then this dude lets call him... Watson. lol :) he hates bob saget almost as much as me and he fights this epic battle against his guards that look superstitiously like Jesse and Stone. then he tackles bob saget to the ground and stabs him 47 times. the end :)

Blind Spot

there is this new show about a girl found in a bag in the middle of time square. she was tattooed all at once and her tattoos were a map to find this agent dude and he has to help her because she doesn't remember anything. she had her memory like deleted. i have only watched the first episode but i am totally hooked on it its awesome. my dads super into it too. and she like used to be a secret agent for the special ops so shes like kicking butt and taking names. but then at the end of the show they were like what if she was a bad person before all this. because they found out that her body had clues to help people like this guy was gonna bomb the statue of liberty and they stopped him because her body tattoos had the answers!!!!!

I Am Gross!!

i am a nasty person and everyone knows it. when i brush my teeth, which i do regularly, i spit really weird. just saying. Gwen knows, Austin knows but besides that just close family. and no i will not show you. but i tell myself all the time that i need to change but i know i never will. i am happy being weird but then again i do not want to be too weird. but i like how Austin makes fun of it because i think its cute and i really do not care and its funny to see him try to replicate it :) lol hes cute. but yeah my dad has made fun of me for it my whole life but i have never seemed to care but i guess i do not because i have never tried to do it any different. so the point is im perfect :)

Fine I Will Write About Austin Yet Again.

All i ever write about is Austin so i don't know what to write about. Fine i will write about Austin since he is the only thing/ person i know anything about. his favorite color is orange he can run two miles in thirteen minutes and thirty eight seconds. weird enough he likes me. he loves to play and watch basketball. he is currently at Fort Leonard Wood MO. probably running at this exact moment or climbing something or running through an obstacle course. he likes to ride mules and repelling down forty foot walls :) he likes pizza and sushi but he also loves back to the future.

Disappointed

well Accounting 2 sucks major butt hole. i only took it to get out of P.E. i could use a study hall but i know they will never give me one because they want me to take P.E. which preferably wont happen. i was excited for this class but i don't know anymore since you gave us a grammar packet the first day. Second hour is Algebra 2 and the class is easy now but i don't think it will stay that way. Senior seminar is fine scary because all we have talked about is college and that's scary. fifth hour is Psych and Soc. its alright the tests are kinda hard. sixth hour is Human Development and its hard work but fun at the same time.