It's Up All Over Again.

so im at this yard sale because my mother just had to go. well im walking around and im a sucker for baby shoes. so in see this adorable pair and start freaking out because they are so cute. the owner dude walks up and starts just talking out of no where and i keep trying to get out of the conversation but he just keeps going. he talks about how his wife died a couple years ago and these are all her things that he finally got to selling. then he tells me that he does not have any kids and i am like oh that is sad. then he goes i those shoes you were looking at were bought for his first kid and he starts to get choked up and a lone tear runs down his face. he whisper "he never came home, and he took my wife with him." then  he walked away and i went home.

The Hash Slinging Slasher Continued

So everyone knows the story of The Hash Slinging Slasher well most people believe that it was that dude that wanted to be a fry cook but really that was his gay cousin. the real hash slinging slasher is still out there watching and waiting to strike again. and he has moved on from the Krusty Krab he is now on land and McDonald's are his first stop, but maybe a burger king every once in a while. since we live in a town that does not have a burger king or McDonald's i guess we are good. so yeah... byye.

Scar has Scar's of the Heart

i am writing about the misunderstood lion Scar. he just wanted to be noticed and to feel loved. when people only saw him as a power crazed mad man that killed the king. sure he did do all that stuff but he just wanted the affection of his family. honestly i think he had daddy issues. his father totally favored Mufasa more than scar probably the man or the reason that scar has a scar on his face. he was an attention case, he just wanted to be noticed so he decided that bad attention was better than non at all.

Down With Saget!!

so bob Saget is super annoying and i want to punch Jesse every time he says it so i am placing bob in the book 1984 because like Bob it is not my favorite. so instead of down with big brother its down with bob saget. he is the supreme leader of this new world and he is dumb and ruins everyone's lives with awful rules.then this dude lets call him... Watson. lol :) he hates bob saget almost as much as me and he fights this epic battle against his guards that look superstitiously like Jesse and Stone. then he tackles bob saget to the ground and stabs him 47 times. the end :)

Blind Spot

there is this new show about a girl found in a bag in the middle of time square. she was tattooed all at once and her tattoos were a map to find this agent dude and he has to help her because she doesn't remember anything. she had her memory like deleted. i have only watched the first episode but i am totally hooked on it its awesome. my dads super into it too. and she like used to be a secret agent for the special ops so shes like kicking butt and taking names. but then at the end of the show they were like what if she was a bad person before all this. because they found out that her body had clues to help people like this guy was gonna bomb the statue of liberty and they stopped him because her body tattoos had the answers!!!!!